Today is October 7. Lisa has saved approximately $17.50 and 1,245 calories by not drinking. How’s she coping? Listen to the Week One interview to find out!
Seamus O’Flanagan describes his facebook group thusly: A place to join in the celebration of our favourite libation, and in the EXPOSURE of heretical imitators that bear this holiest of names:
Cider.
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Growers Cider Company
Bulmer’s ENGLISH Cider
Strongbow Dry Cider*
Okanagan Springs
*Emphasis and indigation added
Anagrams are fun for all!
Strongbow:
Bong Worst-if you were wondering what NOT to pair your cider with…
Strongbow cider:
Binged Crow Rots
Inbred Cost Grow
Bride Got Crowns
Blackthorn:
Rank Blotch
Cider Gives You Superpowers!
A guy is sitting at a bar in the Space Needle high above the city. He’s slamming Strongbow ciders left and right. he grabs one, drinks it, goes over to a window and jumps out. The guy who was sitting next to him couldn’t believe that the guy had just done that. He was more surprised when, ten minutes later, the same guy, unscathed, comes walking back into the bar and sits back down next to him.
The astonished guy asks, “How did you do that???? I just saw you jump out that window and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!!!”
The jumper responds by slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a hard cider and when I jump out the window, the cider makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.”
He takes a long drink, goes to the window and jumps out. The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls until right before the ground, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the guy walks back into the bar.
The other guy has to try it too, so he orders three bottles of cider. He drinks them and goes to the window and jumps. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all….SPLAT!!!!!!
The first guy orders another shot of Strongbow and the bartender says to him,” You’re really an jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”
